Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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