U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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