Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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