Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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