let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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