Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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