So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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