His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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