Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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