11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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