wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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