Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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