What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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