Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
