k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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