We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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