508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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