For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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