i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize
