drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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