he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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