You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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