WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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