How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish you could order shots online.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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