I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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