8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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