Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
