was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Four minutes until I can fart!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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