You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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