my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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