Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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