Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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