Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
