Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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