I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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