I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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