Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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