if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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