Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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