D3 body, D1 cock
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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