is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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