i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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