i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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