I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
