I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we're making bets on your personal life
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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