happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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