How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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