He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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