You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.