i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.