yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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