Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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