My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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