Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
