She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just high enough for therapy.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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