your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
